Beaver Golden Retriever?

I've heard of being a beaver / golden retriever in that one personality test with the otters and the lions.  But I think I've got the real thing.  See below the gnawed-off branches that attest to my dog's split personality.

These used to be 5-6 feet tall.  Now they're 6-12 inches.  Thanks Paisley... that's the neighbor's "yard."

This is right outside my front door.  Notice the thickness of the branch and yet it's just ripped off.  I came outside one day to find her standing on her back legs with her paws up on the tree, gnawing the branch off.

So this is the reason for all the tree destruction...

Today at lunch, as I often do, I let Paisley out for a while to run around free and let off some steam.  And I thought I'd take some videos with my camera to show a little glimpse of the neuroticism of my dog.  This is the opening of the front door, also known as "release the hounds!"  Sorry it's sideways - not sure how to rotate the videos.

And here is a longer clip of her...running, chewing a bone, exploring, pretty much her M.O.  Turn the sound on for added effect - you can hear my commands in the background, and her dropping her bone numerous times :).

Little Paisley, you bring so much joy to my life! :)